Define funny.

Cinematic Moment:  You learn something new everyday.

I had a bit of trouble falling asleep last night so I decided to browse the usual online solutions to boredom, most notably, Myspace.  It turns out there is a new survey circulating based on looking up one word answers to questions on Urban Dictionary and then listing the definitions.  The site gives meaning to new words and allows users to give new definitions to old words.  Then they are peer rated and listed by best definition to worst.  

While searching words to things that pertain to my life, I realized one thing: There is nothing more entertaining than 5 hours spent on Urban Dictionary.

I ended up awake until 3 am typing in the names of everyone I know and every possible word I could think of, then laughing out loud so hard my cheeks were soaking wet with tears, while simultaneously IM'ing all of my favorite definitions to my best friend.  In case you aren't aware, many of the words you may think you know are probably way off base and completely misused.  I am listing a couple just to prove my point.  And to prove that the larger portion of the human race is headed straight for hell with gasoline pants on.

(Please keep in mind these pertain to my survey answers--I didn't start out the night searching the most random words ever.  I also tend to like the "worst" definitions a little more than the legitimate ones...)

DOGS (definition #13) 

Some big ol' crusty-heeled, ashy, fungus-infested, long-toenailed, mangled, bunyun-covered feet.

TIRED (definition #3)
What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

HOME (definition #1)
What a house becomes after the person owning it has had sex in every room.

GREEN TEA (definition #2)
Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

LONELY (definition #1)
An adjective describing one who finds him or her self looking up words such as lonely on urbandictionary.com because he or she misses his or her loved one, or has not yet found one to be named as such.

And my personal favorite:

FRECKLES (definition #7)
A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic. Most retarded people have freckles.

[Disclaimer:  Since my mom will be upset by the number 7 definition, here's number 1:

FRECKLES (definition #1)

Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable.
Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.]

I encourage everyone to head over and leave their favorite newfound word here so we can all make fun of ourselves;)