"Candlelight even gives life to tacky sculptures of coral."Cinematic Moment: "CM Illustrated Week" Postcard #11
I try to light candles in almost every room in the house if I'm home. When the sun goes down, the flickering makes everything a little more enchanting. This sketch was done in the tub, with a dozen little tealights lit around me and a very cold glass of Pinot Grigio.
I bought the coral statue as a way to keep my Florida roots woven into the decor. Sadly it became more of a random necklace holder on the side of the bathtub, useful for days when I forgot to put things in my jewelry box. That explains the giant out-of-place heart plastered on the side of coral. Gold certainly doesn't grow on coral...or under the sea, for that matter.
Anyways, the moral of this illustration is evident: I am convinced candlelight would make a pot roast sexy.
22 comments:
lmfao. if it can make pot roast sexy, count me in as a candlelight fan? maybe itll make me look like i did before I gave birth to my son.
If you see a brown haired girl in animal hospital scrubs walking around the city with a candle in front of her, wave! itll be me.
ps...dudddeeeeesss, why am i alsways the first one to comment these things? someone else get to it first, i feel like a nerd with no life. oh wait...
Candles make EVERYTHING sexy, I think.
I personally love candes. Do you have a favorite scent?
Fact: As a kid, I use to dress-up like Princess Peach everytime my dad lit a Peach Cream scented Yankee Candle.
The scent and glimmer of a candles flame actually dose provide a surrounding more enchantment.
Dee-
Your lightning fast commenting reflex makes it hard for us other lifeless nerds to leave a statement before you. Think of it as a superpower. Your slogan 'Commenting at twice the speed of the average nerd'
:)
...so, you mean Pot Roast isn't sexy? ...now I feel stupid.LOL! Wish you were coming to FL.
O_o this could become a great marketing plan, take low selling items and put them under candle light, the sudden amount of sexyness will increase sells! ^_^
lol...
angel, I always dreamt the day would come where my life would have meaning and Id have a nerd quote to call my own. Today is that day. Put it on my tombstone people.
also, I will gladly volunteer to be the spokesperson for the 'things not sexy that go under candlelight and suddenly look sexy' commercial. I just have to figure out how to make the candlelight work...I keep trying.
oh,hell yeah. Most definitely.
My favorite line in Six Feet Under (don't ask what season. I lost track) is when Claire says, " We should all live in cake light!". I embrace & live that sentiment.
ohhhhh...unrelated to sexy pot roast but still amusing....
I was checking out my blog stats this morning. You know...the things people type into Google that bring them to my blog? Yeah. Someone used the search parameters "Claudio Sanchez, Pisces Whore".
Kinda funny. But not as funny as the person looking for "spanked by my neighbor matriarch with bare feet and tattoos"
WTF?
O_O Bwhahahahaha....ohh my thank you for that sudden burst of laughter, I think I woke up the neighbors <.<
Dee-I'm sure you are perfect just the way you are...nerd and all:)
Angel-Princess Peach! Mariokart here I come.
Nicole-Been meaning to say welcome to you ! During the winter I am a candle schizo because I like to keep things tropical, but I also really love winter scents like pine. A friend just got me a lemon cobbler one that is the stuff.
Ray-I think all food is sexy. I'm a taurus. I think about what's for dinner when I'm eating lunch.
Kat- I wonder what the Ped Egg would like like under flame?
Jupiter-what's really funny about that is Sunday's blog (after the last illustrated) is about the weird shit people search to get here. Yours are pretty amazing!
I think candles are romantic. I used to hate pine and cinnamon scented candles but now I love them around Christmas. Garden Sweet Pea by Yankee > life. I've seen the kids doing that. I wanted to try it out. Off topic, what's the deal with kids saying "That song is the sex!" Did sex get a new meaning?? I feel old.
Hey, thanks! Feel free to check out my blog anytime - there isn't much there right now, just a little about me and a (funny) saga about yogurt.
Oh, random fact - last night, I was going through the archives of your blog and came across pictures of your dog. My dog (a schnauzer/pomeranian mix) was sitting on my lap, and when the pictures came up he started barking. Barking at pictures on a stinking screen.
I think we have the weirdest dogs on the planet.
Yeah, my daily stats are pretty funny...and sometimes disturbing! Like yesterday's "pictures of children in hotpants". EEK!
Oh, and I got flagged today for apparently being a "Mature" blog. I don't know what they're talking about. I act like I'm frickin' 12.
Glad to meet you Chonny. Your writings make my day! Due to the fact that my kids are always wrestling and goofing off, I can only use the flameless candles throughout the house, except for the bathroom where I can lock myself in and stay in the bathtub for hours...even the bathroom becomes sexy.
Zombie Jesus there are a ton of comments!
Anywho here's a comforting bit of information everyone can be attractive you don't need a candle it's called darkness. lol Sexiness is only a light switch away baby.
DEE STFU! You're beautiful!!! Plus you have a nerdy super power what more could you want?!
I feel out of place on your blog but....
I saw you at hot topic today and I was going to say hello but my friend and I couldn't figure out if it was you or not. I spent a good 10 minutes talking to you at a comic store over the summer. Don't you love us awkward teenage girls?
I really fail at this one of these days I'll remember to post all at one time.
This video is labeled "Girls Gone Fail" lol it's 80/20 on the funny ratio however the 80% that is funny is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/15838/Girls-Gone-FAIL/#show
(my apologies for the music)
This one has blurry boxes you can click for a graphic image of the condition its 10 wtf sexual anomalies that will make your head spin..
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/10-sexual-anomalies-that-will-make-your-head-spin.html
also because we all love star wars and doin' it here is who would you rather "the jedi addition"
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/Whod_You_Rather/Movies/Female_Jedi/
although now that I've played it I realize they are all chicks.. whatever it's still funny.
this made me laugh so hard i spit water on my computer..
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/01/looking_for_pus.html
a cautionary tale..never try to molest a raccoon
http://www.asylum.com/2009/01/28/raccoon-fends-off-pervert-by-biting-off-penis/
lost in translation 20 wtf movie posters from around the world...
http://www.cracked.com/article_16990_lost-in-translation-20-baffling-foreign-movie-posters.html
ENJOY!
Chonny you should market a Pot Roast scented candle from Yankee Candle.
Well as strange as that may be, Im sure it would still be sexy ^_^
id buy a pot roast scented candle but it would most likely encourage me to eat and when i go into work im sure all of the canines there would be my biggest fans. im not sure I could handle that kind of fame. lol.
yankee candles rock. i so get a military discount on them. be jealous, nukkas.
There's nothing better than the lingering smell of beef in our clothes, Dee. And BTW- I'm wicked jealous!
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