( Photo by Colby Katz )
Cinematic Moment: Man dancers.
I spent the weekend cooking up a storm with friends from the city and dreaming up brand new ways bring booze, fruit and the ice cream maker together with repeated success. Now I'm rejuvenating on the couch watching Cake Boss and marveling at the bakery owner's refusal to make a bachelorette party cake with man strippers on it.
I don't really understand the concept of the bachelorette party and the male nudity that comes along with it. There's something appalling about a thong clad man gyrating around, rubbing his sweaty appendages on the guests and looking like a sausage smashed into too little casing. The male form isn't exactly aesthetically beautiful (judging from the one's I've seen on TV, mom.) There's something even more disgusting about having to ingest a cake covered in this visual. Gross!
6 comments:
This is EXACTLY why we went to a drag bar for my pre-wedding festivities!
Insert inappropriate icing/frosting pun here:
the real question is...why were you watching 'cake boss' instead of 'ace of cakes'??? lol ok, ok I havent given 'cake boss' a chance yet...but I love Charm City Cakes foreverrrrrrr
We all should really appreciate the internet for producing a terrifying photo like the one here...
I'm headed to watch Australia's Deadliest Dozen to get that nightmare out of my mind!
Given the miniscule chance of a stripper participating in a "hens' night" (Why do we get to be hens, when men are bucks? Or is that just an Australian thing?) I just flagged the whole thing altogether. Yuk.
That picture is from the Genis Book of world records, Bernie Barker he is the oldest male stripper. Thankfully he's the oldest, but by far not the scariest I've seen.
I just googled "Male Stripper" to try and find something funnier/scarier and the only result was me vomiting in my mouth.
EW.
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