Cinematic Moment: Some quality overheard quotes from California's finest.
"I am suing Macy's because I ran into a statue outside their store. Some stupid sculpture. And I wasn't even drunk."
"You can't fool me. I'm a CPA!" (man asking for a dollar)
"I'm reading about training the kids the way the Dog Whisperer does."
"Hello good looking sir. Might I possibly trouble asking you for a quarter?"
"Why are we allowing women to perpetually pat themselves on the back without calling them on their shit?"
"Most days he's a nasty killer." (Guy whose sleeping dog doesn't wake up despite us petting it)
"Well from a philosophical standpoint, who am I not here with, really..." (Man to woman asking him who he's at the hotel with)
2 comments:
lol despite the fact that there are no giant magical creatures dancing around with DJ Lance Rock like I expected after reading this post's title...I enjoyed it. It makes me homesick. Crazy asses. Someone play that OC theme song to add to my nostalgia. (teehee)
-Dee
I know,Dee! I was expecting an ode to Plex or Muno.
That Baby Whisperer book is silly.
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